ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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