How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
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i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
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You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
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