plz talk dirty to me
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I'm passing your future prison.
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I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
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The chlamydia really affected his face.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
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