Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
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He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
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From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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