Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
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i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
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The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
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