This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
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recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
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why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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