he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
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In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
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I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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