you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
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You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
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He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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