It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
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I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
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of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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