i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
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I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
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Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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