I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
P.S. I can't hear my feet
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
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okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
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i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
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