Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
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you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
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You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Your penis caused this!
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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