is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
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why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
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We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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