just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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