Christians are straight up FREAKS
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
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he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
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I need you to use more vowels.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
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in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
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