guys are not supposed to queef...right?
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
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I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
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You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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