p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
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just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
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Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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