Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
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I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
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You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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