No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
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We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
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What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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