I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
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I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
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Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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