I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
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I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
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Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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