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(925): View more from California

Having your wife answer your cell was so lame. Maybe we can talk when you get your phone, your facebook account, and your balls back.

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(925): Having your wife answer your cell was so lame. Maybe we can talk when you get your phone, your facebook account, and your balls back. http://tfl.nu/vsft

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(516): View more from New York

He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.

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(516): He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room. http://tfl.nu/sh2m

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.

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(780): Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube. http://tfl.nu/uqzu

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(989): View more from Michigan

i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.

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(989): i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole. http://tfl.nu/0fwa

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"

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(918): I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn" http://tfl.nu/8vnd

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(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will

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(321): okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will http://tfl.nu/hfgh

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(931): View more from Tennessee

Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious

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(931): Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious http://tfl.nu/qfwe

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro

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(902): Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro http://tfl.nu/z3ei

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE

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(267): WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE http://tfl.nu/lgwx

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(770): View more from Georgia

She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.

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(770): She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college. http://tfl.nu/xmfo

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2

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(902): Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2 http://tfl.nu/oegq

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(503): View more from Oregon

There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.

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(503): There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing. http://tfl.nu/yajw

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(307): View more from Wyoming

They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.

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(307): They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on. http://tfl.nu/xhc3

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(226): View more from Ontario

I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater

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(226): I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater http://tfl.nu/c1nm

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(307): View more from Wyoming

Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.

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(307): Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me. http://tfl.nu/8ybs

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