before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
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I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
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He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
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