I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
she looked like the before picture.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
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underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
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I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
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