He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
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I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
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I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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