"it" just moved
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
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He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
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Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
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