Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
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Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
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A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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