yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
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You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
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she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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