Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
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After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
being pregnant is like rehab
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
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i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
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