Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
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So I have to send you an email about my weekend, heretofore referred to as The Perfect Weekend. Wherein I have lots of awesome sex with a guy with THE MOST AMAZING BODY.
I look forward to this email. I will respond with, Condoms and Creepers: The Adventures of Online Dating.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
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how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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