If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
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my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
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Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
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