stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
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Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
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I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
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Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
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