I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
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I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
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There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
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