Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
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Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
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The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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