THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
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I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
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All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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