I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
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Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
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God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
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