Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
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If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
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Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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