Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
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i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
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You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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