You're a womanizer and a bitch.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
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Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
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I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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