Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
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I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
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Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
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