I think I just saw someone hide a body.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
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Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
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Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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