Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
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she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
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I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
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