Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
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Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
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I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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