I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
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Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
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is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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