I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
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The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
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Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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