Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
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First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
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i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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