Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
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I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
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I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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