So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
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Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
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Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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