I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
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Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
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You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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