all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
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Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
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So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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